Thursday, May 25, 2006

"Lost" finale

off the chain

Monday, May 22, 2006

2 cellphone pics


Freeze


bro

Thursday, May 18, 2006

Things that go Sammy Hagar in the night

my car has a tape player and a radio, cause it's fucking old.
And it's not worth it to upgrade.
It's always tuned to 94.3, WRLF. Classic Rock. It's almost WROFL, which would be funny (and because I would think that would be funny, it would also be depressing).

Anyhoot-a-nanny, I get in and start my car, and the radio turns on, and it's the exact moment in the song "I Can't Drive 55" where Sammy Hagar yells "FIFTY FIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!"

It kinda scared the shit out of me

just imagine that for a second

wha-wha-what would you
wha-wha-what would you
wha-wha-what would you do?

pie coaster

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

the kinds of replies you can find at CriterionForum.org

"Jesus fucking Christ! (Not meaning to add to the pre-Viridian air of general anti-clericalism.)"

and

"Gorgeous stuff. I'm eagerly awaiting my copy - I can wait to reaquaint myself with this masterpiece"

and

"You are nitpicking and exaggerating unnecessarily, Matango. As I said earlier, there are some rough spots, but they are insignificant in comparison to the overall quality of this otherwise excellent transfer, and as far as I can tell, there is no significant boosting."


they are being serious

Monday, May 15, 2006

THE REAL GOLDEN STRING

could take the lead as most important

Finally started watching "Lost"

hooked


I am on Season 1, Episode 3

;)

Saturday, May 13, 2006

fuck man

Clark is stuck in the Phantom Zone

no one seems to care

Thursday, May 11, 2006

no, this is the most important post

Supermarket Sweep

I am on a posting spree
I am on a posting spree
I am on a posting spree
I am on a posting spree
I am on a posting spree
Time for the round robin

Dick's Sporting Goods

trying to get a bowling ball in this motherfucker is like pulling teeth.
everything is gone. everything is missing. Do not play basketball.
I threw a football into all the tennis rackets and nothing fell off the rack.
An empty gesture.

I will check out the selection of bowling balls at the bowling alley tonight.
I am going to keep EVERYONE updated on this.
Most important blog to date.

killer weapons dude

$4 for a basket of glocks, an M-16, and endless amounts of ammo w/grenades is probably the best fucking deal on the planet, considering how good everything is. It also will probably make you kill 80 pounds in t-minus 1 month.
Too good to not kill though. And the tank can be addicting.

killer ribs dude

$4 for a basket of ribs, steak fries, and endless amounts of awesome rolls w/cinnamon butter is probably the best fucking deal on the planet, considering how good everything is. It also will probably make you gain 80 pounds in t-minus 1 month.
Too good to not eat though. And the peanuts can be addicting.

Wednesday, May 10, 2006

Bulb

is one of the greatest words in the English language

double stuffed ravioli

Chef Boyardee ravioli is a food I haven't eaten in a long time (although I eat ABCs & 123s w/meatbulbs weekly), but I ate some last night because I just didnt know what to eat!!!! It was really fucking good, OK? That's basically what I'm trying to get at.
Deciding what to eat every night is probably the toughest decision I have to make day in and day out. That's pretty pathetic, but at the same time, it is absolutely vital to me not dying. It's literally a life or death situation! Oh, what a pickle!!!

Boyardee is a really dumb name.
But put "Chef" in front of it and it gives me a faint erection

Tuesday, May 09, 2006

people at work

love Carlos Mencia.

strongly influencing my indecision to quit.

Saturday, May 06, 2006

tonight was


Friday, May 05, 2006

reflecting

some good bloggin today fellas

Breaking out into HIVES

I broke out into hives at work today!

AIIIIYYYEEEEEE!!!!!!!111!1111

I always get this one huge bump in the exact same place on my wrist

it's like a lil packet of webbing

not even joking

face was fucked

but it's gone

birds

nature's daredevil

recent ytmnds that I made

inside jokes arent funny, automatic -1'd!!!

http://stormygotthatcathat.ytmnd.com
http://doggybeak.ytmnd.com
http://gotthatcathathomie.ytmnd.com
http://thefuck.ytmnd.com

exorcism

unh, and another one

that commercial where Biggie squeezes in the phonebooth

oh look I'm blogging now

I'm really doing it

I'm off and blogging LOLOLOL